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This Is How You Make An Honest Living Mugging People
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This Is How You Make An Honest Living Mugging People

And other unconventional ways people are bankrolling themselves while chasing their Wildhood.

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦
Oct 24, 2023
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Red coffee mug, Dear burglar, the neighbors have better stuff

I don’t know about you but I’m not a fan of boring businesses. I need to experience maximum creativity to turn into a buyer.

For example, I’d probably never call Rick’s Plumbing when I need my drain snaked but I’d call Ben Dover Plumbing without even checking Google reviews, because…

Ben Dover plumbing funny plumber business name on van

Same goes for ANY one of these plumbers. If you can stir up some kind of emotion in me (preferably a knee-slapping, side-splitting one) just by doing your job, I’m your customer forever.

Let’s just say you’d like to give someone the gift of cleaning up their life body. Are you buying dollar store soap or are you buying Whiskey River soap for UN-boring people? Seems like a no-brainer to me.

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How does this relate to mugging people, though?

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