This Is How You Make An Honest Living Mugging People

And other unconventional ways people are bankrolling themselves while chasing their Wildhood.

I don’t know about you but I’m not a fan of boring businesses. I need to experience maximum creativity to turn into a buyer.

For example, I’d probably never call Rick’s Plumbing when I need my drain snaked but I’d call Ben Dover Plumbing without even checking Google reviews, because…

Same goes for ANY one of these plumbers. If you can stir up some kind of emotion in me (preferably a knee-slapping, side-splitting one) just by doing your job, I’m your customer forever.

Let’s just say you’d like to give someone the gift of cleaning up their life body. Are you buying dollar store soap or are you buying Whiskey River soap for UN-boring people? Seems like a no-brainer to me.

How does this relate to mugging people, though?

Few things irk me as much as online Instagram shops creating the most mundane products for purchase. Like an American flag coffee mug with a quote that says, “Make America cowboy again!”

I mean, does that even resonate with actual cowboys?

Why not consider becoming an honest mugger? A legit mugger. An ENTERTAINING mugger that everyone wants to give their money to.

Pick up the non-traditional skill of coffee mugging in the wild and make some damn mugs worth buying!

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