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How Hurricane Jamaica Made Landfall In My Soul
CHAPTER ONE
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I Published An Unbelievably Crappy Book With No Ending
And hundreds of people actually paid money for it. 😆
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How To Learn The Most Important Curse Words In A Foreign Country
After reading this you can totally curse someone out without actually cursing at all!
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How Living In The Caribbean Weirdly Bent My Mind
It made me forget basic life survival skills, such as making instant coffee
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Stuffy Old Men Named Jeeves Are Not The Best Butlers
We have a lot to learn from those who make our lives feel luxurious.
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If Your Hotel Isn't FREE, You're Paying Too Much
If you're a writer who loves to travel and you're NOT cashing in on this, something is broken.
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A Comparison Between Stinkin' Rich People And The Average Joe
These people paid $36K for the same vacation I got for free.
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When Kidnapping A Stranger Is The Right Thing To Do
Sometimes it can change an opinion, and sometimes a life
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When You Do ONE Thing Well, Three Things Will Happen
It works almost like magic!
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They Seriously Need To Redefine The Term 'Cabin Fever'
Whoever wrote the dictionary should have invested in a road trip once in a while.
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CAUTION: Reading This Newsletter Could Result In Testing Positive For FREEDOM
Thoughtfully written by an 'Independent Liberation Advisor' who thinks everyone should make up officious titles for themselves
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This Is What It's Like Competing For A Social Media Dream Job
On learning the hard way that social media is just a public pissing contest where skill means nothing compared to popularity.
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