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How Hurricane Jamaica Made Landfall In My Soul
CHAPTER ONE
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I Published An Unbelievably Crappy Book With No Ending
And hundreds of people actually paid money for it. 😆
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How To Learn The Most Important Curse Words In A Foreign Country
After reading this you can totally curse someone out without actually cursing at all!
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How Living In The Caribbean Weirdly Bent My Mind
It made me forget basic life survival skills, such as making instant coffee
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I Secretly Wish I Was A Gigolo (or is it Gigolette?)
You could build your entire future on it, if you’re good at it.
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If You Only Look For Comfort And Luxury, Have You REALLY Travelled?
The ghetto is rough and raw but also beautifully hospitable.
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Being An Engaging YouTuber Is Surprisingly Difficult
It turns out I’m not that funny unless livestock (or a woman named Karen) is involved.
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What It's Like To Be Selected For House Hunters International.
I never knew it was SO scripted until I was chosen for the show.
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A Comparison Between Stinkin' Rich People And The Average Joe
These people paid $36K for the same vacation I got for free.
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A Tribute To The Quality Of Writing Communities
Amazing things happen when we're open to sharing the win.
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Reliable Arguments For And Against Traveling With Your Mother
You may discover that she put the "hood" in Motherhood
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We're All Brave Until We Realize The Cockroach Has Wings
There's a reason rent is dirt cheap here.
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